Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Doughy Dutch Baby of Indeterminate Sex

Seeks Sweater in Flattering Hue.

It's the Tomten, for a baby shower my Mom will attend in a few weeks. She will be greeted with Western Michigan Dutch Cooking to the Extreme. Stewed fruit compote. Cheesy egg casseroles. Pigs-in-the-blanket. Ultra-sweet cinnamon rolls. Fresh? We don't need fresh! We have lard!

Not that I or my family members are health nuts; we all enjoy red meat and wine and beer and chicken with the skin on and butter. But food that is just... shall we say "not good?"... is another matter.


Bambi said...

tee hee. Tomten.
lard baby. i think that is something like the tar baby.
love the sweater.
perfect for that peeled-banana complexion.

weaverknits said...

A banana not only peeled but stewed into a gooey compote as well