Here's a hat I finished for my grandma's Christmas present. The pattern is a modified Odessa, with no beads and a different gauge and with the decreases spaced differently, so, well, I suppose it's just a spiral hat, a la Odessa, or le Odessa, for those of you who may be familiar with the question of Davidic authorship of some of the Psalms in the Bible.
Well, how could you believe I'd take you seriously?
With your cheap reward, your blackmail and your comical rage
Just remember you'll only be the boss so long as you pay my wage!